Kareoke will never be a sober sport
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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