i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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