You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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