Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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