he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
is wine microwaveable?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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