the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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