i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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