I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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