apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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