Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Randomize
