if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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