sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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