it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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