it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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