You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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