My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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