So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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