dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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