last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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