Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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