why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
My vagina just recognized that song.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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