But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
