: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Blow job season was short but glorious.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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