i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
