My room smells like vodka and shame
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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