Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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