Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
why is half of my head shaved?
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