Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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