How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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