i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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