By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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