Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
