And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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