It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
