The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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