so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Farmville is her only friend.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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