? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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