In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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