***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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