That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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