CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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