Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
