The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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