I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
The air was thick with penises
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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