I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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