so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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