why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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