I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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