Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Randomize
