Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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