Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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