i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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