dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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