I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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