is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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