So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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