were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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